Your Laughter IQ
Do you laugh much? How would you rate yourself with other people who laugh a lot? Take the following IQ test to see if you are laughing enough.
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__ 5pts
If you laugh till you wet your pants. 10 pts. If you wet someone else's pants.
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__ 5pts
If you spit out food laughing. 8 pts. if you spit it across the table. 10 pts. if you spit it across the room. -
__ 1pt
If you laugh once/day. 5 pts. if you laugh 5x/day. 10 pts. if you laugh 10x/day. -
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If you have friends who laugh. You belong to a gaggle of gigglers. -
__ 5pts
For being playful at least once/day. "Life can be the toy in your own happy meal." -
__ 10pts
If you have laughed about a serious issue at least once. If you haven't had a serious issue in your life, you get 15 points for your amazing luck. -
__ 10pts
If you laugh at work whenever possible. Laughing at those work woes will help you relax. -
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If you enjoy laughing about life. It's just a play, you know. -
__ 15pts
If you avoid laughing in ridicule. "No downloading." -
__ 10pts
If you find the humor in your everyday life at least once/day. Of course, it may find you first. -
__ 10pts
If you have no rules about laughing. What a shocking loss of control! -
__ 5pts
If you enjoy a bit of silliness. It's cool to be silly at times. -
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If you wear a funny hat now and then. Let laughter go to your head. -
__ 5pts
If you have personal toys. 8 pts. if you play with them, 10 pts. If you play with others. -
__ 10pts
If you laugh in public without concern others will think you're crazy. -
__ 5pts
If you laugh in public so others will think you're crazy. -
__ 5pts
If you enjoy the absurd. 10 pts. if you enjoy acting absurd. -
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If you can laugh at will. 10 pts. if you laugh right now. -
__ 10pts
If you laugh during sex. Sex doesn't need to be serious. -
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If you enjoy your laugh lines, both facial as well as verbal. -
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If you like shaking like a bowl full of jelly inside and out. -
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If everyone's laugh gives you pleasure. Feelin' good!!!
Total it up
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136-165 pts
You are a laughing genius.
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75-135 pts
You are an honors laugher.
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40-75 pts
You are an average laugher.
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0-39 pts
You are in danger of contracting laughter lockjaw.
Rx
A spoonful of laughter at least 3x daily until the pain goes away. Note: You will need to be on this medicine for the rest of an interesting life. Abruptly stopping the medication will lead to severe withdrawal and your entire body will rigidify.