Laughter IQ Test
- 5 ptsif you laugh till you wet your pants. 10 pts. if you wet someone else's pants.
- 5 ptsif you spit out food laughing. 8 pts. if you spit it across the table. 10 pts. if you spit it across the room.
- 1 ptif you laugh once/day. 5 pts. if you laugh 5x/day. 10 pts. if you laugh 10x/day.
- 5 ptsif you have friends who laugh. You belong to a gaggle of gigglers.
- 5 ptsfor being playful at least once/day. "Life can be the toy in your own happy meal."
- 10 ptsif you have laughed about a serious issue at least once. If you haven't had a serious issue in your life, you get 15 points for your amazing luck.
- 10 ptsif you laugh at work whenever possible. Laughing at those work woes will help you relax.
- 5 ptsif you enjoy laughing about life. It's just a play, you know.
- 15 ptsif you avoid laughing in ridicule. "No downloading."
- 10 ptsif you find the humor in your everyday life at least once/day. Of course, it may find you first.
- 10 ptsif you have no rules about laughing. What a shocking loss of control!
- 5 ptsif you enjoy a bit of silliness. It's cool to be silly at times.
- 5 ptsif you wear a funny hat now and then. Let laughter go to your head.
- 5 ptsif you have personal toys. 8 pts. if you play with them. 10 pts. if you play with others.
- 10 ptsif you laugh in public without concern others will think you're crazy.
- 5 ptsif you laugh in public so others will think you're crazy.
- 5 ptsif you enjoy the absurd. 10 pts. if you enjoy acting absurd.
- 5 ptsif you can laugh at will. 10 pts. if you laugh right now.
- 10 ptsif you laugh during sex. Sex doesn't need to be serious.
- 5 ptsif you enjoy your laugh lines, both facial as well as verbal.
- 5 ptsif you like shaking like a bowl full of jelly inside and out.
- 5 ptsif everyone's laugh gives you pleasure. Feelin' good!!!
Your Laughter IQ Results...
- 136-165 ptsYou are a laughing genius.
- 75-135 ptsYou are an honors laugher.
- 40-75 ptsYou are an average laugher.
- 0-39 ptsYou are in danger of contracting laughter lockjaw. Rx- A spoonful of laughter at least 3x daily until the pain goes away. Note: You will need to be on this medicine for the rest of an interesting life. Abruptly stopping the medication will lead to severe withdrawal and your entire body will rigidify.
IQ TEST ©1999 Enda Junkins