One week day afternoon, I decided to go to the movies. By the time I got there, the previews had started and it was dark inside. I found an aisle seat and sat down. I was aware there weren't many people in the audience, but I was really embarrassed when the lights came up at the end and I discovered I had sat down by the only other person in the theater. I still wonder if he thinks I was a pervert of some kind.
A. J., Omaha, NE.

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